2013-11-18 03:36 pm

Roc's Egg: Weird Western

The house of Salvador Dalì

I thought me and the rocs were getting along fine, right up until one of them decided to lay her egg on top of my roof. I'm pretty sure it was Gretel, as I call the simple-minded one who never takes proper care of her own eggs and as a result hasn't had any offspring since I've lived here. I didn't reckon I'd like the rotten egg smell of an egg so large, so close, but I knew perfectly well that messing with a roc's egg is one sure way to get the wrath of the entire clan brought down on you, and once that happens, you're not going to live long enough to get out of roc territory. And I didn't want to get out of roc territory. I liked it that they kept out the riffraff, and they didn't appear to mind exchanging a bloody sheepskin of gems for a live sheep every now and then, so it was also a nice little earner for me and my sister's family back east. I wasn't sure if they'd be as angry about me touching the egg given that it was Gretel's, and her eggs never did well, but I didn't want to risk it. I did temporarily consider drilling up through my roof, draining the egg, and letting it dry out so that it would be hollow, but some of these rocs are damn smart, using tools and everything, even if Gretel isn't. My only other option appeared to be making sure that the roc egg didn't spoil. So that's how I became a mama roc.


Inspiration: Picture of a Dali's house with an egg on the roof: http://www.flickr.com/photos/marjoleinvegers/10900576506/
Story potential: High.
Notes: I like the idea of combining weird west with rocs.
2011-02-20 11:37 am
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Mythlife: Fantasy

Being an immortal kinda sucked when you were doomed to perpetual incompetence, she admitted, watching Icarus soar high, ignoring his father's warning, and hearing him scream as he plummeted to his death. Mind you, fewer people focused on the death and more on the fall, so sometimes he washed out of the sea, a bit scorched but not a corpse. It was the cycle of mythlife, and he just kept on--going. She felt worse for his father, doomed to see his only precious son die over and over, and forgotten enough by most people that few even knew what his name was. He was the ignored father who watched his son die. It was a moral that struck home more once--


Inspiration: Popped into my head.
Story Potential: Low.
Notes: Eh. Nothing new here.
2011-01-27 10:06 am

More! Fantasy

She cried, "More!" and they ran and brought her more food. She ate, and she swelled, and still she cried, "More!" They fed her all the cassava and all the manioc and sweet potatoes that were still too small to harvest and she still screamed, "More!" They pulled down all the coconuts and tossed them to her whole, watching her devour them without even cracking the shells. And still she swelled and grew, demanding "More!" Her sister bit her lip, watching, trying to think how to make this stop before her sister swelled so large that nobody could stop her, before the village ran out of food entirely--

Inspiration: "Rebel Yell" - Billy Idol
Story Potential: High--but only if I figure out the twist that makes this an awesome little flash story.
Notes: I don't even know if those food plants all grow together naturally....
2010-10-24 12:14 pm

The Sinner Style: Dark Fantasy

Life's a respirator when you got the sinner style. And hell, did she ever have it. Sucking a few quick years (the good ones, not the ones at the end, when they were hacking with emphsysema) off the smokers around the card table, taking some good luck from a guy on a hot run with a flick of her wrist. She shot a few tables of pool with some guys who thought she was hot, and left them with no chance of getting laid for a month, but her sex appeal went up to the gazillion level.

Inspiration: "Death of It All" - Rob Zombie
Story Potential: Medium.
Notes: Fun character, not too original though, and no particular story here.
2010-06-20 10:53 am

Living in the Hotel Doorway: Fantasy

She went insane, we thought, when she started living in the doorway of the hotel. It was a fancy one, too, and we never could figure out why they let her stay there, her in her ragged coat, with her shopping cart that held the few things she kept, including the cat carrier that the stray she adopted slept in (she'd removed the door long ago so he could run if young punks decided to mess with her). It wasn't the front door, of course, but we figured even the side door of a fancy hotel would be policed. And yet, they let her stay. More than that. They brought her blankets in the coldest part of winter, and she often ate better than we did--the chef had a particular affection for her.

Inspiration: "Cemetary Polka" by Tom Waits
Story Potential: High.
Notes: Some sort of protection? Or an evolving urban dryad sort of thing? That could be fun to play with. ETA: See also http://penthius.livejournal.com/265882.html for another POV in the same kinda world.
2010-02-27 01:17 pm

The Gargoyles: Fantasy, YA

Living on the rooftops with the gargoyles and taking care of them was a life, and it was much better than some, he thought. Cleaning moss from their teeth and mildew from inside their ears, reading aloud to them some of the novels people threw out in their trash, and generally keeping an eye on things during the day. Scaring off kids from drawing graffiti on them and the like. The gargoyles were pretty good company, too. During the day, he could stretch out on their stone backs, warmed by the sun, and watch all the people moving around the city below, and at night--well, at night, he was in the safest place in the world. And night was when most of the nasties that might be interested in boys came out, so really, he was doing pretty well. Now and again, the gargoyles would even bring back food for him, mostly even food he could eat. So he was doing pretty well, and life was good, and his only worry was if the gargoyles were serious about him having to go to school once he turned fourteen.

Inspiration: "Chim chiminey, Chim chim cher-ee!"
Story Potential: Medium-high.
Notes: And then something Bad starts to happen to other gargoyles, and it becomes a Dangerous Adventure. This is high potential, I guess, but it's not very original, so I downgraded it.
2009-05-10 11:59 am

Try Death: Fantasy

When living is too much, try death for a while! That was the new marketing department concept. Death sat in bony silence at the head of the conference table and stared at the presentation. He scratched his head with one bony finger. One didn't "try" death. He wasn't sure what they were up to. "Brilliant!" exclaimed one of the marketing executives. They couldn't see that Death was there, of course; they probably thought that death was just a brief cessation. "Who doesn't want to take a break, sometimes, a complete absence of stress or thought or anything." Death snorted gently.

Inspiration: "What the F**K" by Carbon/Silicon.
Potential: Medium.
Notes: Cryogenics? Near-death experience? Meh. Whatever.
2009-05-08 02:01 pm

In the Garden of the Dead: Fantasy

In the garden of the dead, there were two trees. They were most annoying. They kept having living branches that Death had to prune and ferry to the Upperworld, to keep the trees properly dead. It got so bad that he began to feel like a gardener, and that simply wouldn't do. Some might use it as a metaphor, but he knew the weight of his job, and he enjoyed a peaceful dead garden, filled with things in their proper places that required no more action or attention from him. Living things might die, and then he'd have to shepherd them from one state to the next, but the dead offered no surprises.

So it was that Death decided he needed a gardener.

Inspiration: This picture: http://www.flickr.com/photos/violen/3512611964/ Also, we have two Russian olive trees, which are apparently the worst kind of tree to own ever, because parts of them constantly die randomly.
Potential: High, I think? Could be fun.
Notes: Something of a humorous tone, but not Pratchetty. Could be fun.
2009-05-07 03:08 pm

Golden Children: Fantasy

It was the fate of the children that made the earth dragon so angry he split his mouth wide and swallowed them up. They should never have done what they did, or rather, let the king do what he did. They huddled their few remaining children away in their houses and turned down the king's offer of a golden child to replace their own. It had seemed not such a bad thing to let their children go off to the king's special school--an education, maybe a government post in the future, and one less mouth to feed. There were so many children, most people kept only their heir with them, or sometimes, they sent their heir to learn and kept only a girl child to help--

Inspiration: News about the China earthquake, earlier reference to Midas elsewhere, and thoughts of the Pied Piper.
Potential: High, sort of.
Notes: It's unique enough, all right, but executing it would be tricky, and the story needs to be fleshed out.
2009-03-02 03:56 pm

Blackbird Star: Urban Fantasy

"Can you make me feel like a star?" the blackbird girl asked, cocking her head at him in a fashion that held echoes of her birdlike form. Black wings spread from the edges of her eyes, but her hair was pale and her skin fair. He nodded. "Yes, I can make you a star," he said levelly. It was true. He could, but only if she was willing to do things that most girls wouldn't. He told her that, too, but she only blinked her eyes slowly at him, like a bird staring at a worm. He was a worm. He'd known that years ago. It was part of his nature. Other men felt that he--

Inspiration: "Scream" by Starkillers, and this photo: http://www.flickr.com/photos/andrewfphoto/3318204783/
Story Potential: Medium? High?
Notes: Feels unsavory, so I kind of don't want to write it. On the other hand, I get the feeling that this particular guy decides not to, she goes elsewhere, and he somehow ends up cleaning up the mess. Very noir.
2008-09-04 04:02 pm

Tales of the Taverns: Fantasy

Idea - Though in most stories, prophecies and tales told in taverns are always critical, could have multiple confliction/confusing and not important except in that they're not.

http://cloudscudding.livejournal.com/688067.html
2008-06-18 02:27 pm

Pandora Falsely Accused: Myth Retelling

Pandora didn't open the box. She considered the statement that she had to be vile slander, but it was more dramatic that way, so that was the way the storytellers told it. She wasn't too curious for her own good, though that was an argument that she had to keep making because whenever people found out who she was, they gasped and tried to protect whatever secrets they were most afraid would come out. Really, t made it absurdly easy. It want malice or unbridled curiosity that had made her open the box, but clumsiness that had opened the box, only sort of by her actions. She'd knocked it off the table when she was rushing past, and it had hit the floor, bounced once, and flew--

Inspiration: Opening up Pandora.com to listen to my music stream.
Story Potential: Low.
Notes: This is boring. The end.
2008-04-13 12:06 pm

Pandora Reframed: Myth Retelling

Pandora opened the box, as she'd been told. It was on orders. He'd handed it to her, explained exactly what was inside, and said that it was god's will that she open this box. Then he'd warned her that she was going to be a fable until the end of time, and example of what happened when one went snooping and disobeyed orders. She'd listened in that weird half-formed self that was what existed before existence, and she'd struggled to wonder why. She gave up the struggle, unused as she was to any resistance, newly formed from the plasma of the gods. She didn't question. She went down to earth, lived dully through her role, and finally opened the box. All the devils flew out, and she stood dumbly in front of them as they paraded themselves before her eyes. Part--

Inspiration: Opening up Pandora to start getting my music.
Story Potential: Low.
Notes: And with self-awareness comes irritation, scapegoat through the centuries, blech. Boring.
2008-03-27 12:00 pm

Beast's Gift: Fantasy

"Thank you, husband!" she exclaimed, taking the delicately wrapped gift from him. He smiled, then gestured to all the porters behind him to bring in the goods that he had traded for. "It was a good trip, wife," he said, "our fortunes grow and prosper." He didn't see the quick turn aside that she made at the mention of his trip. To him, it was inevitable that they should part and go their separate ways for nine months out of the year--or sometimes even longer--as he plied his trade overseas and later brought home the results of his trading to fill the family coffers and to dress her and keep her in the manner that she deserved. They had--

Inspiration: Drinking tea *my* husband brought me as a gift, and pondering on how men are so pleased when they successfully hunt/gather something their woman likes.
Story Potential: High
Notes: She's without male company most of the year. It would be an interesting thing to take Beauty & the Beast and Persephone & Hades--but with the wife instead of a daughter. Of course, she probably has daughters, or other children. A woman settling reluctantly into middle age, perhaps. And with Italian influences, I think, though I'm not sure why.
2007-01-05 04:36 pm

Life Under the Death Mask: Fantasy

Life was saved when the mask was removed, but the question was whether it could still be life entire. The death mask had been made, the breath had been breathed, all had been made ready for the journey to the afterworld. Even the soul may have been sent ahead, no matter that the man still walked and talked and went about his usual life. All agreed that there was something oddly different about him now; this was not only because they had heard of what happened, for at first none were given to know of the circumstances save for the man's wife and his physician. Yet still they observed that there was something odd and different about him. The man's own little daughter, barely old enough to say Mama and Papa, had burst into tears--

Inspiration: ?
Story Potential: High.
Notes: Interesting potential to be a variation on underworld, changeling, and Aboriginal walkabout themes.
2006-11-27 11:46 pm

Gold Coins for Eyes: Fantasy

The bright shine of her eyes was what made him rein his horse closer to the coach. He wasn't a dishonorable man, as highwaymen went--he'd no interest in the virtue or humiliation of the passengers. He was only after their bright gold. But her eyes lured him in. in the dark of the coach they shone like gold coins themselves, so that he was tempted to reach out and pluck them out so that he could tuck them away in his pouch. It was a passing fancy, of course. He wasn't one for plucking eyes out, either. And still, he was drawn to the gold of her eyes and the way that she sat, so still, her gloved hands motionless on her lap. "Take off the gloves," he demanded, unsure--

Inspiration: "bright" "brigand"
Story Potential: Medium-high
Notes: A variation on the Midas touch/spinning-straw-into-gold story. Probably some romance in it, too, but not, I think, with him. A son, maybe, that he loves and that is kept ignorant of the girl's nature. Tragedy ensues, of course, and then redemption....
2006-10-12 02:30 am

Silenced Sirens: Science Fiction

The sirens sung their song of warning when the first intruder entered the solar system, but the ears that had been told to hear, to listen, to always go when the sirens called, those ears had stopped their hearing with wax plugs. It was the sirens own fault. Over the years, they had become bored. The centuries and then the millennia wore on, but still they were never allowed to have visitors. Their duty was merely to wait, chained to the rocks, listening for intruders. At first, it made them focus more intently upon their duties, but even that waned when there were no intruders. They took bets among themselves as to what the first peril to make them sound their call would be. An asteroid--

Inspiration: "siren" - the dual meanings in the dictionary
Story Potential: Medium, I suppose. We'll see if it comes back to haunt me.
Notes: I kinda like the idea of teching up the mythology and giving it a solid use.
2006-08-11 09:57 pm

Medusa's Beauty: Fantasy/Myth

The quick glimpse into the room beyond the curtain was enough to render him blind for life. It was worth it, he'd insist, to anybody who'd listen. She was the most beautiful woman in the world, he'd swear. I will die happy if I never see another face but hers, he'd say, before asking if the nice gentlemen could buy him another drink, poor blind man that he was. She was the most perfect creature he'd ever seen. She really, truly was. A part of him thought that it was only fair that the sight of her robbed him of his eyes forever. Nobody believed him, of course. They all knew that she was the most hideous creature ever spawned of man and monster. That was why the very sight of her was enough to render a man blind. Snakes for hair, they'd say. A face that--

Inspiration: Something about a quick glimpse into a room....
Story Potential: I really don't know. Um. Medium, I guess.
Notes: I think this is a story that might be best told by somebody not-me. Mythology is not my forte. Basic premise: it's Medusa's incredible beauty that renders men blind, but nobody believes this guy, until....
2005-12-24 10:49 pm

Frozen Strawberries: Myth Retelling

The globules ruptured beneath her pearly teeth in bittersweet bursts of fruit, shards of frozen strawberries that captured for a lingering moment only, the taste of pomegranates frozen in the nether rivers of Hades. She could close her eyes against the hot sun, try to ignore the warm caresses of the wind, and for a moment she could pretend herself back in that sweetly cold hell, where the light was not bright and glaring against her eyes, the people spoke in whispers that did not hurt her ears, and the cool stone of her bedchamber was more restful than the skittering that came from within her straw-filled mattress. She did not like the upper world. There were too many things, and it was too difficult to track where they were. Her mother could not leave her alone in peace; instead, every time that she opened her eyes, she was the concern in her mother’s eyes, blue as the sky.
Inspiration: Strawberry margarita.
Story Potential: Medium-high?
Notes: I'm hesitant because this is a myth that has been done before any number of times. This also doesn't seem to have any strong impetus. I suppose it would work as the end, after the bargain is made, when she realizes that she would like to go back to Hades.