Millionaire Girlfriend: Romance

It wasn't as wonderful having a millionaire girlfriend as all the tabloids would have you believe, he thought sourly as he stared at yet another tabloid picture of the two of them cuddled together at a table while the flashbulbs popped and the recorders hovered. It had been in the beginning; suddenly he was somebody. Star glamor shone on him, if only by proxy. He had expected to keep loving it all: fine dining, sudden entrance into all the places where he could only have gone in the service entry before, being recognized when he was at the supermarket, and having people call him "Mr. Godson" with respect in their voices. It hadn't taken long before he was able to see through the respect, though, to the contempt--

Inspiration: "Millionaire Girlfriend" - Jonathan Coulton
Story Potential: Low.
Notes: Meh. Boring. Maybe a sci-fi spin could make it moderately interesting, but it would be a lot of work.