Ninnyhammer: Historical

He's such a ninnyhammer, she thought dismissively, watching him walk down the center street and pause to ogle a display of the latest waistcoat fashions. It's a pity; he could be a fine figure of a man, if only he was more serious-minded. He's got the shoulders for it, never mind that he hides them with ridiculous shoulder pads, and he's got a strong face, though one can hardly notice it under the powder he wears. He's even intelligent--nobody who was a true simpleton could recite such a long description of fashions in Europe for an entire evening. Alas, he seems to not put that intelligence to any use whatsoever. If only he was a bit more--

Inspiration: "ninnyhammer"
Story Potential: Low.
Notes: My, we've never seen this set-up before....