Vamp Food: Fantasy

What did you expect? she asked, turning away from my bright silhouette. I couldn't really answer the question. Something more, something a bit better and more sublime than being a combination fridge and chef for the devastatingly beautiful woman in front of me. I'd been enchanted when I saw her; I wasn't one of those blood hoppers that followed all the vamps around, hoping to get chosen, wearing a pheromone-enhancer and thrusting their veins under the vamps' noses. No. I wasn't looking for the free ride. I'd gone to university, studied and got my degree even though those around me tended to drop out--after all, who could compete with four centuries of experience in the business? I'd had plans. I knew the vamps were around, but it wasn't--

Inspiration: "Brand New Sucker" - Jonathan Coulton
Story Potential: Low.
Notes: Yeah, that vampire fiction vein's overtapped.