Complete Moisture Solution: SF/H

The "Complete Moisture Solution" pack wasn't as advertised, he thought, scowling down into his basement. Sure, there hadn't been any more leaks--but now there were those disgusting glowing, pulsing leach-like things wrapped around all his pipes. They were creepy and weird. They muttered quietly to each other, and he thought they sometimes sang in high-pitched whistles at night. Of course, it was always silent went he came down to check, but he wasn't fooled. He could hear them. He knew what sounds were normal and what were not. It was creeping him out, and he'd decided that it was time they left his house. He would hire an honest plumber, if he could find such a thing, a man who'd come in with some spot-weld and some new pipes or seals or whatever it was that plumbers used, and soon, there would be no more--

Inspiration: "Complete Moisture" Dry Skin Lotion
Story Potential: Medium.
Notes: And he tries to be rid of them, and that's his mistake. Simple.