The Pirates Were Coming: Genre Undetermined

The pirates were coming the soundtrack warned her that. Or maybe it was ninjas. Sometimes it was hard to tell, the creeping and sneaking parts sounded the same. Of course, the pirates involved more swashbuckling. There was just a limited amount of swashbuckling involved with ninjas, though of course they had sashes to tuck their swords into and a ninja here or there might occasionally swashbuckle a little, on a dark overcast night when nobody would see him on the rooftop. Heaven forbid that a ninja should become--or want to become--pirate, or vice versa. She sighed and switched on the infrared sensors, just in case it was ninjas. Pirates always gave good footage--

Inspiration: Pirate metal concert tonight! And "Whacked Out Conspiracy" by James Dooley.
Story Potential: Low.
Notes: Ninja--pirate--reality TV? I'm unsure what my mind cooked up here, but it's not good.