Cyborg: Science Fiction

The cyborg arm wasn't all it was cracked up to be. It had seemed fine, at first--good and stronger than her injured arm was. The pain in her joints had gone away. The interface didn't look very good--but she'd just looked away. It didn't keep her from getting laid; novelty could do wonders for a girl's prospects in that department. It was kind of addictive, like getting a tattoo. It wasn't long before she was thinking, well, that hip had been bothering her for a while, and so had her knee and ankle. She would eventually have to get an old-fashioned hip replacement anyway. Why not skip ahead and get the better model? She'd saved enough to replace the hip--

Inspiration: A facebook friend talking about how she just wanted to skip ahead and get a cyborg replacement for her shoulder, which had been bothering her.
Story Potential: Low.
Notes: And instead the flesh gets all puffy around it and there's severe stump irritation and--well, in general, the usual irritations of prostheses, ramped up.