Try Death: Fantasy

When living is too much, try death for a while! That was the new marketing department concept. Death sat in bony silence at the head of the conference table and stared at the presentation. He scratched his head with one bony finger. One didn't "try" death. He wasn't sure what they were up to. "Brilliant!" exclaimed one of the marketing executives. They couldn't see that Death was there, of course; they probably thought that death was just a brief cessation. "Who doesn't want to take a break, sometimes, a complete absence of stress or thought or anything." Death snorted gently.

Inspiration: "What the F**K" by Carbon/Silicon.
Potential: Medium.
Notes: Cryogenics? Near-death experience? Meh. Whatever.