Tech Support: Genre Undetermined

"Tech support." "Yes, I'm having a problem--I can connect to the internet." "You can't connect to the internet?" "No, you don't understand--I can connect to the internet." "I'm sorry, I don't see what the problem is." "I don't have a computer." "I'm sorry, we only support computers. If you're accessing the internet through your smartphone or the TV link, you'll need to contact--." "You *don't* *understand*. I'm not connecting through the computer, or the phone, or the TV, or any bloody other thing!" "There's no need to shout, sir. I'm sorry--" "I'm connecting to the internet through my *brain*!" "What?"

Inspiration: I'll give you one guess.
Story Potential: Low.
Notes: This is entertaining, but there's no actual story here.