Swashbuckling: Fantasy

Sneaking through the rafters above a pitched battle, leaping to swing across and slide down on a curtain to make good your escape through the window--it was an exhilarating feeling. Even better if you could make it so that the fighters both thought they were fighting you. Sometimes it worked. Sometimes not so well, and you might end up with two men with pointy swords pointing them up at the rafters. That was less fun. But the curtain exit still worked. And now you've been out of sight all these years, but when you get the call--well, less of a call and more of a half-hearted mumble across the room, you find the--

Inspiration: Pirates of the Caribbean soundtrack.
Story Potential: Low.
Notes: Meh.