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Purple Squiggles
Jan. 13th, 2011 07:37 amFear the purple squiggles.
No, really, if you see what look a bit like sunspots, but squiggle and are purple, get to your local emergency room immediately! It's not just a funny story on the local news about people spontaneously seeing deceased relatives, auras, whatever, it's a damn emergency. How do you think the sudden--I hesitate to say authentication--of all the supernatural crap people have been spewing for centuries affects our national GDP? I'll tell you. Pretty terribly. Sure, there's been an uptick in church attendance, and that's a good thing, but there's also been a huge swing in charitable giving, which is pretty bad for our taxes. And sick time.
Potential: High
Inspiration: Um, some email about a duster that had purple squiggles.
Notes: Doing this from work while waiting for work. I like the idea of some alien/disease that suddenly allows humans to see all the suspected-but-not-proved supernatural things. Ghosts, etc. Could be fun. The fun factor took this from medium-high potential to high.
No, really, if you see what look a bit like sunspots, but squiggle and are purple, get to your local emergency room immediately! It's not just a funny story on the local news about people spontaneously seeing deceased relatives, auras, whatever, it's a damn emergency. How do you think the sudden--I hesitate to say authentication--of all the supernatural crap people have been spewing for centuries affects our national GDP? I'll tell you. Pretty terribly. Sure, there's been an uptick in church attendance, and that's a good thing, but there's also been a huge swing in charitable giving, which is pretty bad for our taxes. And sick time.
Potential: High
Inspiration: Um, some email about a duster that had purple squiggles.
Notes: Doing this from work while waiting for work. I like the idea of some alien/disease that suddenly allows humans to see all the suspected-but-not-proved supernatural things. Ghosts, etc. Could be fun. The fun factor took this from medium-high potential to high.
