Pasquinade: Historical

The pasquinade appeared in the middle of the night, plastered at the base of the statue in the central plaza. That in and of itself was a wonder, for the plaza was patrolled by guards whose job was to prevent exactly such unfortunate things from happening within the eyesight of the rich who had their homes nearby. The second wonder was the accuracy of several very unfortunate social events that the poem lampooned, giving all to believe that only one who moved in very exalted circles could have penned it. The third was that it mentioned--

Inspiration: Googled "peach" and "lampoon" (DO NOT DO THIS) and then clicked on the 10th result and randomly opened one of the links on the page.
Story Potential: Low.
Notes: But I learned a cool new word! http://boxercab.tumblr.com/post/191115616/ayse-pasquinade-noun-a-satire-or-lampoon