Wine for a Corpse: Mystery

Ernie had read somewhere that if you put a mouse in a can of Mountain Dew it would be dissolved down to the bones in not too long. He didn't have access to a pop factory, though, and he figured the work it would take to cut up Mr. Tall-and-Thin into popcan-sized chunks would be a real pain in the neck. But his girl liked to cook fancy stuff and to talk at him while she cooked. He usually didn't pay much attention to that sort of thing, but one thing had stuck--if you want to get stuff stuck on a pan off, you add some wine to it to sort of dissolve it. So he figured wine would work as well for a body, plus it came in those great big casks that even Mr. Tall-and-Thin--


Inspiration: Did the random dictionary word googled on "hollow," ended up with Brook Hollow Winery.
Story Potential: Low.
Notes: This is entertaining and all, but doesn't immediately lead to a unique story for me. Though I like the voice.