Billboard: Horror

"That billboard's going to be a problem," said the middle-aged hausfrau with a pallor to her cheeks and sunken eyes that didn't match the rest of her image. I stared up at the image of the bible on a billboard plastered beside the abandoned church. "It's not a real bible. It doesn't even have any holy words in it. It's just a piece of plastic stretched up there as an advertisement." "Doesn't matter. It provokes thoughts of sanctity in every passerby. That will be enough to wake the church." "Surely it also provokes boredom and irritation?" "Boredom and irritation about sanctity are enough. They always respond to some inner belief in sanctity." I turned away, swearing. "Let the white goat go."


Inspiration: The picture. Why? What did *you* think they were up to?
Story Potential: Low.
Notes: Blahbittyblah.