Jester: Urban fantasy

It's not so fun to be running from a jester with a gun. You'd think the king is the real danger, but no. I mean, c'mon, a quarter of the time he kills himself. It's because they make kings to actually *be* kings, sorta, so they've got all kinds of hangups about how to treat their subjects, and what kings ought to do. Queens are dangerous because they're best at getting other people to do their dirty work. If you've got a queen after you, you might run past a simple 2 shop and find out that the queen had gotten to him only after you get brained by a lamp stand. Jesters, though, jesters are the worst. They were made without limits. They will do anything. They are unbounded by any social protocol--although for some reason, they were given a sense of humor. Makes it worse, if you ask me.


Inspiration: "Heavy Scene" - Meg Lee Chin
Story Potential: Low.
Notes: Blech.