Kid: Western

My name is Kid Callahan. Ask anyone and they'll tell you. What does Kid mean around her? Just about what it means anywhere else--a reasonably young man who's good with a gun. (I may have been a bit of a showoff when I was younger--I got the nickname when I was six and decided to show off by shooting an apple off my teacher's head. I guess it didn't help that I tied the teacher to a chair first, though I maintain it was safer for all of us to make sure he was in one place. Problem is, I don't want to be a fast gun now that I've reached the advanced age of twenty-five. I never killed anyone. But men lookin to make a name for themselves keep hearing that blasted "Kid" and taking it into their heads to come here and try to draw down on me.


Inspiration: "Bawitdaba" - Kid Rock
Story Potential: Low.
Notes: Gah. My brain really must not be working yet this morning.