The Hiring: Science Fiction

We want to take you onboard," the human resources manager said, sitting across from him with a smile. "No more fire-at-will contractor. We want you to be one of us." "That's great," Juan said, trying not to wince as the spiders rained down and beat against the window. Spider weather, as the joke went. The joke that became old within two days of seeing spiders rain down like leaves in autumn. "I would be very happy to join the company officially." "Great, that's just great." She slid a folder across the table to him. "There are some procedural things to go through first. Read through all the contracts and sign them. Then we can schedule your vaccinations and induction."


Inspiration: Skimming through Facebook - http://gawker.com/5982891/meanwhile-in-brazil-its-raining-spiders
Story potential: Low.
Notes: Meh. Raining spiders deserves more awesomeness.