Lean Meat: Dark Fantasy
May. 10th, 2010 05:49 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
penthius"What is she doing to us?" Gretel cried to Hansel as they churned away inside the giant hamster wheel.
"I don't know--but I don't like the look of that oven. Keep running or she'll get us!"
"Oh, no, brother dear, I don't trust this. I'll just hang on. I don't think you should run, etiher."
"If I run, I'll be strong and I'll be able to run away and escape her," he muttered. "Have her just open that cage door one inch and I'm out of here."
Inspiration: Something somebody said at a party a long time ago.
Story Potential: High? Medium-high? I thought it was high at the time but I'm no longer sure.
Notes: Tie into the trend for "lean meat" and children now being fat, especially neglected children who eat too much fast food. Do a mostly humorous retelling with treadmills instead of a cage and being force-fed.
"I don't know--but I don't like the look of that oven. Keep running or she'll get us!"
"Oh, no, brother dear, I don't trust this. I'll just hang on. I don't think you should run, etiher."
"If I run, I'll be strong and I'll be able to run away and escape her," he muttered. "Have her just open that cage door one inch and I'm out of here."
Inspiration: Something somebody said at a party a long time ago.
Story Potential: High? Medium-high? I thought it was high at the time but I'm no longer sure.
Notes: Tie into the trend for "lean meat" and children now being fat, especially neglected children who eat too much fast food. Do a mostly humorous retelling with treadmills instead of a cage and being force-fed.
