Street Performers: High Fantasy

The elf did a little jig, ended his routine, and bowed, setting his cap in front of him for coins thrown by passersby. "Not bad," Loren said to his voluptuous female companion, "shall we?" She shrugged, a movement that set in action a train of rippling consequences. "Sure, hon," she said, "shy not?" Loren threw a coin into the performer's hat and continued on his way, unaware of the curl of the elf's lip ands he picked up the hat and studied the contents. At the next corner, a tiny girl balanced herself on one finger, biting her tiny lip in concentration as she did so. Loren, honestly impressed, stopped and watched.


Inspiration: Trying for humorous fantasy, but...yech.
Story Potential: Low. Extremely frickin' low.
Finished Length: Short story.
Notes: Well, obviously the performers are going to gang together and kill him before going on their way in a humorous high fantasy manner, but really? Who cares.