Sexy Librarian: Cyberpunk

He smiled down at the little baby and then looked up at her parents, her father in a shirt that was buttoned up to the collar, horn-rimmed glasses, and a surprising bulge of muscle beneath his shirt, her mother in a prim shirtwaist and ankle-length skirt that nipped tightly around her waist, a lush mane of chestnut hair that was swept up into a bun, and a pair of glasses perched on the end of an exceedingly charming nose. "I am confident," he told them, "that she will be the best of us all. Literacy will become sexy once more. She will be courted by major corporations. After all, we chose you two to be her parents. How could we fail? She will be the sexiest librarian the world has seen since Alexandria."

Inspiration: The voices in my head sometimes say really entertaining things. Like, "What if they bred sexy librarians the way that they sometimes breed basketball stars?"
Story Potential: High--sort of.
Notes: This is too bare-bones to be a story all on its own. However, it's just twisted enough to be the basis for a cyberpunk character, maybe minor, maybe major. Could also work as flash fiction.