Courses of the Chefs: Science Fiction Humor/Horror Flash Fiction

And now for our local contestant, chef William Smith from the jersey projects! William, how pleased are you to be entering the chance of a lifetime contest? After an elimination cook-round, the winner will be awarded with the position of head chef at the intergalactic Smits restaurant on the interplanetary resort hotel. This is a very prestigious position, one that a human has never held. Considering the fate of the last human contestant, how confident do you feel about your ability to win this one? Well, I fell very confident. My background, growing up in the Jersey projects and learning to cook in a hard-scrabble school that taught me to make use of every available--

Inspiration: Watching the marathon of the cooking contest "Cooking Under Fire."
Story Potential: Oh-my-God-high! So much fun to write a short like this!
Notes: Ten chefs enter! One chef leaves! With several exotically prepared dishes...and this time, "How to Serve Man" isn't the cookbook he's following. Also, I like the framing device of coverage and commentary on a cooking contest.