Homemade marmalade: Piratey!

"Homemade marmalade is a wonderful thing," Pirate Winston mused, lifting up the jar of golden goodness and turning it idly over in the sunshine. "Why, when a man gets a craving as has been far away from the land of his home for many fortnights, the very sight of it is enough to make him go a mite sun-crazy." "You bastard!" shouted the man tied to the mast. "My own mother made that with her two hands, and I don't even want to think about what she may have had to sell to arrange for it to reach me! If you take it away from me I'll--I'll--" he stuttered to a halt, even in his panicked--

Inspiration: A picture of marmalade. Dreadful stuff.
Story Potential: Low.
Notes: Heh. Kinda funny, and its true that food cravings do be like that, but....