Pandora Falsely Accused: Myth Retelling

Pandora didn't open the box. She considered the statement that she had to be vile slander, but it was more dramatic that way, so that was the way the storytellers told it. She wasn't too curious for her own good, though that was an argument that she had to keep making because whenever people found out who she was, they gasped and tried to protect whatever secrets they were most afraid would come out. Really, t made it absurdly easy. It want malice or unbridled curiosity that had made her open the box, but clumsiness that had opened the box, only sort of by her actions. She'd knocked it off the table when she was rushing past, and it had hit the floor, bounced once, and flew--

Inspiration: Opening up Pandora.com to listen to my music stream.
Story Potential: Low.
Notes: This is boring. The end.