Back to the Future: Science Fiction

Back to the future--one of the greatest shows of all time, man! I know, I know, you guys didn't expect the aliens to show up in a modified race car, but hey! We're fans, too. A lot of the garbage you sent shooting out into space was, well, not so great, you know? But Back to the Future--what a classic! Catching him peeping on his mom? Oh, that sent me back years. We don't know exactly who our mothers are, you know, and we always try to find a female for the transition rite, but we don't know until it's approved if there's anything that would be bad there. Like if she's a relative, or insane, or both! But yeah, man, rock and roll is totally awesome, and you've probably noticed that Doc's hair started a trend among some of our younger scientists. I know, I know, it must be jarring to see what looks like a four-foot t-Rex with a tangled mass of white hair, but hey! Appearances, amirite?


Inspiration: "Are White People Psyched All the Time?" - Aziz Ansari
Story Potential: Low.
Notes: Funny, but no.