Message: Science Fiction

Hello? Is anyone there? Salut? I suppose I will have to rely on the word that my hosts/my captors/my rescuers have given me/us, that someone/anyone will be listening/reading/hearing/seeing this. Please pardon/fuck you/my strange accent/disability/speech pattern. That last was the anthropologist/me. She has been very helpful/an over-analyzing pain-in-the-butt to me/us. You will have heard of the passenger liner that went missing/exploded/was destroyed/quarantined. I/we was/were a passenger on her, going about my business/vacation when we contracted the plague.


Inspiration: "Dragostea Din Tei" - O-zone
Story Potential: High.
Notes: Given a good plot, this could be great fun to write, given the stylistic challenge. This would also be one of those cases where I could use different colors/fonts to signify different speakers. Actually, I should do that from the beginning--easier to remove the font/color changes than to put them in and code them right. Bold, italics, normal, underline could be used instead, too. Viewpoints rioting all over the page!