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You can get a pretty screwed-up power dynamic when the whole reason that you get promoted from Hell (as I call it) to a position of power over others is by biting the hand that feeds you. Literally. You have to attack what you are told is the only source of nutrients, the only source of any medical care, the only source of warmth and heat. I think I'm not as screwed up as some of the people who got their promotions that way, but then, I did it not because I'd just finally snapped and gone crazy in the confinement. I did it because in our case, the hand that fed us was one of the ones who was too damn crazy after the way he'd been brought up. Made, I guess, is probably the closest analogy for us. Or jumped in. Something horrible and abusive from the gang culture is the closest I can get. For all I know, that's what they studied when they decided that it was possible for humans to integrate into their society. The guy who had us, he--he didn't ever stop biting hands, let's say, he just moved up to a position where he could take it out on people who he figured had less of a chance of fighting back. Us. I honestly thought he was going to kill Little One, and that was something I wasn't willing to sit still for. Little One might be six foot four and maybe that's why they took him, but the kid was only fourteen. He just happened to have a build that would have bought him a ticket into playing basketball at the pro level in a couple of years, only a few years ago, and that now bought him a ticket to Hell because they thought he qualified as physically mature. There’s a whole hell of a lot that they don't understand about us, you see. A whole hell of a lot.


Inspiration: "The Hand That Feeds" - Nine Inch Nails
Story potential: Low.
Notes: Meh. Kinda interesting, I guess, but not enough other stuff going on for me.
Never trust the alien cook on a cruise ship. Especially not the StarLiner Luxury At A Discount!! line. Especially not if you've heard other guests grumbling about his rudeness and presumption--and he's a Roget. Because when a Roget is rude and presumptuous, it means he has great enough status to be so. There's a reason why Rogets have reputations as friendly, polite, deferential creatures. It's because most of the immigrants who come here to find work are quite low status. Of course, I didn't know any of this until after I got kidnapped. Okay, to be fair, I agreed that I would love to go on an "unparalleled baking adventure." I didn't realize I was going to get shanghaied off to an alien planet, to serve in an alien kitchen (no, not in a To Serve Man way--don't think I didn't worry about that on the way there, though!).


Inspiration: Some community post about a "baking adventure" - to which my thought was, now what would *really* be a baking adventure?
Story Potential: High.
Notes: Could be a good comedy series. Of course, being an alien chef has...extra...responsibilities. And the stories would have to include recipes. Oh yes, yes they would. And the recipes would have to be tasty, if you could find human equivalents to the ingredients. Think this would work as either novel or short story. I think it would work best told not entirely as slapstick, though. Deadpan humor, that's the key. Maybe.
Amelia Earhart is well and truly dead, but her legacy lives on in us. Not that she would have known or even understood it, but I often thought that if she was possibly able to grasp it, she would have been one of the first to embrace us. She always did reach out for the boundaries and stretch herself beyond her limits. Fear was not an obstacle to her. For all I know, she would have embraced the realization that she was the mother to a new race. Of course, instead our "father" abducted her in the middle of a flight over the ocean, killed her, dissected her, brought her back to life to run various brain tests on her, killed her again, and disassembled her down to the molecular level so that he could create us. It's what scientists call a "destructive test." I won't say there's no coming back from it, but I will say that there's no coming back from it sane. Sometimes I wonder if our father's earliest attempts were what started the zombie legends. Not sure if it was because he tried to return the abductees (likely those who were buried still alive enough for his purposes), or because he imprinted the insane brain patterns on his first children. I know there were other children before us, but--


Inspiration: When I hit "I feel lucky" on a blank google box, I got this: https://www.google.com/doodles/amelia-earharts-115th-birthday
Story Potential: High.
Notes: I like the twist of "yes, she was abducted, and no, she's not alive."
Hello? Is anyone there? Salut? I suppose I will have to rely on the word that my hosts/my captors/my rescuers have given me/us, that someone/anyone will be listening/reading/hearing/seeing this. Please pardon/fuck you/my strange accent/disability/speech pattern. That last was the anthropologist/me. She has been very helpful/an over-analyzing pain-in-the-butt to me/us. You will have heard of the passenger liner that went missing/exploded/was destroyed/quarantined. I/we was/were a passenger on her, going about my business/vacation when we contracted the plague.


Inspiration: "Dragostea Din Tei" - O-zone
Story Potential: High.
Notes: Given a good plot, this could be great fun to write, given the stylistic challenge. This would also be one of those cases where I could use different colors/fonts to signify different speakers. Actually, I should do that from the beginning--easier to remove the font/color changes than to put them in and code them right. Bold, italics, normal, underline could be used instead, too. Viewpoints rioting all over the page!
"I can see by the hole in your head that you want to be friends." Try that line in a bar, and most girls are going to throw their drink in your face, but when it works--well, when it works you get something like what happened next. On the whole, I think I'd have preferred to have a drink thrown in my face, though in the beginning it was something pretty spectacular. I like vintage music, you see, and so--because I've basically given up on pick-up lines anyway--I use the first line sometimes to see if they've got any idea what I'm talking about. Also, it's a decent way to get free drinks if you open your mouth right when they throw the drink in your face. This dame, now, she turns to me with her dark eyes all aglow and she says, "How did you know?" That threw me, a little, because a hole in your head, really? But I played along.

Inspiration: "Dopes to Infinity" - Monster Magnet
Story Potential: High
Notes: Cult? Alien abductee? Something. Kinda a noir feel to our protag, with a dry sense of humor, probably takes place on a space station--could be fun.
He thought it was a lawn ornament. One of those shiny ones that he liked. He had a half-dozen of them in his back yard, stolen from neighbors who'd never know. But as soon as he touched it, a massive electrical shock zapped through him and he realized his mistake. Too late. He flopped to the ground and a bright light shone before his eyes, then he knew nothing. Until he woke up some 10,000 miles above the earth. "Wha--?" he muttered. The ovoid grey being rotated to face him. "Ah," it said, with a precise British accent--


Inspiration: My lawn ornaments were stolen.
Story Potential: Low.
Notes: Shitty. Nothing worthwhile is coming out of this. Fuckers.
Making them angry was easy, it was keeping them that way that was a challenge. After methodically insulting their entire family lines and making dire threats about what he would do to their nearest and dearest if they failed at this, the lines started to waver and soften. He had to say horrible, unforgivable things, had to approach them, had to touch them to keep them angry. Once it got that far, though, their anger hardened into a flat, steady line of spikes that could have endured for hours, though Earth only needed it for the roughly 20 minutes that the Grey passed through close orbit.

Inspiration: Oh, some Japanese video about making people angry.
Story Potential: Low.
Notes: And earth was saved from the empath aliens. Or something.
His lactation was not proceeding apace, he noted with worry. It was possible, scientifically possible, but the baby had starved enough that it was having trouble sucking and without that--his shoulders shook with suppressed sobs. Manly sobs. He reassured himself that he was still 100% manly. When the kid grew up (he wouldn't let himself think if), he'd teach it to fight and hunt and swear and drink beer. If they ever escaped this hellhole. He didn't allow himself to think about the kid's mom. They didn't know if she was alive or not. He hoped that she was. He hoped that the freaking asshole aliens had just not realized--


Inspiration: Weird news story about a male Swedish college student who has begun pumping his breasts at 3-hour intervals to see if he can produce milk.
Potential: Low.
Notes: Weird news, yes. Interesting story, no. Though it's good to keep in mind in science fiction that there's no reason aliens would understand human family/nurturing structure instinctively. Or vice versa.
My monkey gets angry, sometimes. Then I know it's time to go and hide in the cage. I hope that they don't realize that I'm not the same as my monkey, but really, the longer we're together the more I realize how similar we are. If I get out of this, if I ever go to a zoo, I think I'll be sick. The monkey knows when they're coming. I don't know how she realizes it, but she always knows. She'll start baring her teeth and running around the room like she's trying to find a safe tree to climb. Then I know that it's time to climb into the cage. If I really was a monkey, I guess I'd rock back and forth. I want to. But I have to remind myself that I'm not a monkey, sometimes. They give me monkey food, they don't--

Inspiration: "My Monkey" - Jonathan Coulton
Story Potential: Low.
Notes: Alien abduction, kept with the monkeys she used to work with, etc. etc.

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