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Who doesn't like getting a kitten in a box? An adorable, cute purring creature that looks up at you with big blue eyes, extends a tiny paw, and captures your heart. Nobody. Who likes getting a box that has "kitten in a box" scrawled on it in a semi-literate fashion with black marker? Not many people. He held his breath, resisted the urge to shake the box to see if anything moved, and took it inside. He noticed the lack of air holes and prepared to get angry, but he still--after casting a quick no-hex-check--took up his exacto knife and cut the packing tape to allow him to open the box. During this time, nothing inside the box protested. Not a good sign.

Inspiration: LJ is currently selling a "gift" that is a kitten in a box.
Story Potential: Medium.
Notes: And then he finds something catlike and alive. Cute gimmick, not really a story.
Being mauled by a small purring ball with very sharp claws and a difficult-to-pin down outline was not how she'd expected to spend her first day of veterinary school at the University of Intergalactic Medicine, and to judge by the confused, shocked, frightened, awed, or jealous expressions on her classmates' faces, they hadn't expected it either. Great. She sighed to herself. Just what she hadn't wanted to start off with. She'd hoped, truly hoped, that it could be different here. People came from all over, so any distaste for people who were slightly different would wear off quickly. She'd really hoped she could learn to blend in, make some friends, and--

Inspiration: Being mauled by a small purring ball with very sharp claws.
Story Potential: Medium.
Notes: This is endearing, and sweet, and not terribly original.
The bombs were ready when the dog walked around the corner. She felt her ruff rise as she crouched on the ledge above the alley. This was cat territory, and any dog that entered was looking for trouble. She turned her head and bared her teeth, flashing the embedded lights back to other watch cats to get the alarm sounded. The dog stopped and sat at the entrance to the tunnel, keeping its eyes down in a non-challenging way. Not what dogs usually did--most were the friendly idiots who made eye contact with everyone, even if they knew how cats would read it. Interesting. She sniffed the air, but smelled nothing but dog and normal city. The dog was naked--not an unusual sight, but not--

Inspiration: This LOLcat: http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/funny-pictures-kittens-will-throw-water-balloon.jpg
Story Potential: High-ish?
Notes: Not sure how much remains to be mined from the "when cats and dogs evolve" vein, but I found myself becoming more interested as I wrote along.
The cat winced as it watched the struggles of the mice under the paws of it and its compatriots. This wasn't proper, wasn't fair, wasn't the way it was supposed to be. Synchronized, they bent their heads and snapped their teeth around the mice's throats. The cat did too. Although it had found that it could avoid the command, could refuse to obey, it didn't want to risk doing it when they were being so closely watched. The ones with the controls were there, watching with cold eyes and bad-smelling hands. The cat thought it was maybe not the only one who could resist the controls. It had its eye on one or two of the others, the ones who had hesitated momentarily. The bad-smelling ones would think it was just a delay--the cat had heard--

Inspiration: Time ticked over, and there was a cat sitting beside me.
Story Potential: Low.
Notes: Hmm. Cyborg...cats...trying to escape. I think I actually read a story (comic book?) like that. Not necessarily a bad idea, but not one I'm interested in writing.
The cats of Mars were notoriously picky about what they ate. Visitors who wished to feed the creatures were encouraged to bring fresh food, preferably actual living fish. Much entertainment could be had by watching the kittens encounter fish for the first time, and it was a surefire way to make a friend for life if you were planning on coming back regularly. The cats of Mars had long memories, and one of those memories seemed to be devoted exclusively to who had brought them fish. Nobody understood exactly how the cats managed to track down these individuals, but without fail, when they put in to port, the cats were waiting. Not just any cats--the same exact cat that they had given the fish to. The port manager swore up and down that he'd never let the cats in, that he'd seen other cats there--

Inspiration: The Scientific American newsletter--topics included Mars, cats being picky eaters because they can't taste sugar, and something about the nature of intelligence.
Story Potential: Low.
Notes: Entertaining, but only background, not main story. Kind of Heinleinian.
The calendar pages flipped back and forth in the breeze, though the windows and doors of the cottage were flipped tightly shut. The cat sitting on a cushion in the corner tucked her nose under her tail and put her paw over her eyes. She knew what the flurry of calendar pages meant. Mistress had remembered that she was supposed to send out birthday cards and go to christenings and weddings to provide her blessing. Mistress was trying to figure out when everything was/would be/had been. Mistress was also making her wardrobe fly through the air and into a packing bag in what the cat considered to be a most undignified manner. This was not the way a proper fairy godmother was supposed to conduct herself, in the cat's opinion. Of course, Mistress never asked the cat's opinion. Mistress merely toted the cat around with her when she went out. Mistress never thanked--

Inspiration: I was thinking about calendars.
Story Potential: Medium.
Notes: Mildly entertaining. I kinda like the characters.
The cat danced in the moonlight, bounding over shadow obstacles and waltzing with dust motes that swirled through the desert air. Cacti watched indulgently, small owls peeping out from their nests and ruffling their feathers uncomfortably as they retreated. Cats weren't supposed to be out here. They knew that, but the intruder apparently did not. Once before the owl had seen a cat,. but it had been a sad, mangy starving thing that had crawled out into the desert to die. It had not bounded as exuberantly as the tawny coated creature cavorting in the moonlight far out on the high plains of the desert. The owl huddled lower over her eggs, trying to keep them warm in the chilly night.

Inspiration: Woot.com's picture of a dancing cat on a monitor.
Story Potential: Low.
Notes: This is more of a little tableau than anything else. I too wonder why the cat is there.
The cats went to town dressed in their finest to see the performing mice put on their act. They polished their claws and twirled their whiskers, brushed down their fine velvet jackets and polished their boots. They made sure their littlest ones were wearing the soft claw-protectors that would keep them from gravely injuring another kit or one of the performing mice by accident when their emotions got away from them; the claws of kits were the sharpest of all. A full grown adult, unless a warrior, usually kept his claws politely blunted, so as to keep from injuring a business opponent or a personal one during the batting of paws that established a dominant pattern, at least hypothetically.

Inspiration: The picture on the Victorian prop-up calendar that came with my 2007 wall calendar.
Story Potential: Low.
Notes: I don't usually write anthropomorphized animals (say that a hundred times fast!) or sexy/cuddly-aliens-evolved-from-felines. I don't feel any particular need to expand in that direction; I just hadn't thought about it being something I haven't done until I got this little prompt written.

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