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The yellow stitching on the slave collar was the first clue that it was a fake. The terrified look on the slave's face was the second. Well might she be scared; if her new master found out he'd been cheated, he might take it out on her--might even kill her. There were rules about that, and it would prevent him from being able to report the fraud to the police, but that might not stop an intemperate man in the heat of rage. Shaun rolled his eyes. He was on the fraud squad, but he'd come her in pursuit of rumors of counterfeit cash, not slaves. Still, the terrified expression in the girl's eyes was enough to make him intervene. He shouldn't let it affect him, but hadn't he been close to bond-slavery when he was a boy?

Inspiration: Reading a question about yellow stitching and counterfeits, after reading a bit in a book about pursuing slave ships.
Story Potential: Medium.
Notes: Eh. Meh.
Hearts in a bowl. Tiny, delicate, pink-and-white hearts, perfect in every anatomical detail, but looking so pastel and sugar-coated that she was tempted to reach out and take a bite. She knew they would be delicious, would explode in her mouth in a burst of sugary deliciousness and a rainbow of good feeling. They would be so good that she wouldn't be able to resist another, and another, and another . . . and she would end up in the mother of all diabetic comas, or become a serial killer. Or both. There were three men and one woman who hadn't been able to resist, who were in the hospital right now. They would die if it wasn't for life support, and it would be with a smile on their lips. Fairy hearts.


Inspiration: Valentine's Day is coming up, there are pictures of hearts all over the place.
Story Potential: High. I thought medium, but with the seasonal tie-in to Valentine's Day, could be a good thing to start writing around Christmas of next year....
Notes: Good note for another urban fantasy, but nothing to set it apart in and of itself.
"Let me get this straight. He started a band, chose that occult name, and slaved until he wore his fingers to the bone, all so that he could get popular enough to have an auditorium full of people chanting that name?"

"Looks like it."

"Why didn't he just make a flashmob event like the rest of the wannabe demon summoners who need a hundred or so pawns?"

Lenny shrugged. "Maybe he needed the faith, too? Maybe he was just old-skool and didn't follow fads much. There's a good tradition of using music cults to get power."

She shook her head. "And that's the reason why I only listen to obscure bands and never, ever go to concerts!" She looked around her at the path of torn bodies that led up to the stage. "Looks like he may have regretted his approach, too. Isn't that his body up there, impaled on the guitar?"

"Yes and no."

She looked at him. "I'm not going to like this, am I?"

"Depends. How do you feel about sacks of flesh with the skeleton missing?"

"Fuck."


Inspiration: "Dragula" (live) - by Rob Zombie. He gets the crowd chanting "Zombie."
Story Potential: High-ish?
Notes: The voices just started talking in my head. That's usually a good sign.
It was an inside job. They knew it was an inside job. But they refused to even tell him what the "inside" was. And they *still* expected his to solve the damned thing! He stared at the pair sitting across the desk from him. They smiled blandly back at him, though their eyes were worried. "The pay will be very generous--" the tall one ventured. "I'm sure it will be. What I'm not sure of is how the hell you expect me to investigate anything when you won't even tell me what, who, or how I'm investigating anything!" They exchanged glances, and then the short one said tentatively, "We understand that you're very good." "Good, I am. A miracle-worker, not so much." Except for--

Inspiration: @cvalenti talking about secret societies and @wishiwasyou saying it was an inside job on Twitter.
Story Potential: High.
Notes: Of course, as an initiate he'd only have access to the lower-level secrets. Hrm. This would require some noodling to work out.
Trilemma. Three paths lay before him, but none of them appealed in the least, and all seemed to end in the misery, not only of himself, but of those that he would be trying to help. He could sign up with the army and go out to war, knowing that his gift would be of use to them--and knowing that if they figured out what he was capable of doing, he'd get put into a "special unit" of the sort that it was extremely difficult to escape from. He could flee into the next country to avoid the military, but he knew that he would not be able to return--if he could even make it out in one piece. He was not some entirely unknown lower-class person that would be unnoticed in his absence. There was probably already a spot reserved for him in the Officer's Class in the military. Or he could join a religious--

Inspiration: "trilemma"
Story Potential: Medium.
Notes: I'm thinking something unexpected lies in the religious orders, perhaps....
It was the giant candy cane guarding the doorway that really made her worried. She could deal with the police reports that she'd seen. She could deal with the damn chimney smoking away and the strange sickly sweet meaty smell that hung in the air. She didn't know if she could deal with the plain and simple truth represented by the small grimy hand prints all over the candy cane. Children had left them there. Lots and lots of children. Children had gone missing. Lots and lots of children. The witch had a certain sort of reputation, and the police had been conducting covert surveillance on her for months, but they'd never been able to prove anything. "I'm nothing but a mall gingerbread witch!" the woman had insisted. "It's like being a mall Santa but a little bit more fun--"

Inspiration: Thinking of Christmassy things, and also that the Mall of America (affectionately nicknamed the DeathMall) is having "The World's Largest Gingerbread House" this Christmas.
Story Potential: Medium.
Notes: Eh. It could fit in nicely as an episode for the whole "modern supernatural detective" type shebang, if that whole sub-sub-sub-genre wasn't played to death. Might do it anyway.

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