Like monkeys flinging their flaming poo at interlopers, we shall bring down the smiting wrath of the one true god our lord Shiva, my children. I have been assured that the aliens will leave as soon as they see the face of our deity, and therefore it is our obligation to make sure that they can see that face through their filth-crusted eyes. So, small one, please urinate on the eyes of that one over there. Yes, yes, he cannot see with his eyes sealed shut with dried shit, now can he? Oh, stop pouting. They don't really eat testicles. That's just a story that was made up to scare us. *scream* Huh, well, sometimes stories have elements of truth in them.

Inspiration: I blame this on posting about monkeys and then reading a Warren Ellis Bad Signal.
Story Potential: Low. This is just a bizarre rant. There is no story here.
Notes: Move along, folks. Nothing to see.